When cookin up a baby owl make sure you pluck all the fluff off, else they`ll stick in yer teeth!
May 15th 1987
The unsavoury old time sport of poo on a stick flinging has been resurrected in good old St Neots this week. Staff at our fantastic local museum have been recreating past battle`s from days of old on the market square. Being reminded of such unforgettable clashes between local towns back in the late eighteen hundreds have left the people of St Neots gagging for more! Town mayor Ruth Madoc has given the idea of holding an annual poo flinging tournament the big thumbs up! "This can be great publicity and greatly increase the tourism in our ever evolving town, as we all know its not been the same since the arcade closed down." Reports of driveby poo flinging incidents and stealth attacks on local church goers proves this old/new craze has really got our townfolks`s creative juices flowing!