I was wandering through the park looking for Ruth Madoc when I met this chap, never asked his name though.
Trev - Hello.
Man - Morning.
Trev - I've often wondered, what's your favourite colour?
Man - What?
Trev - Colour, what's your favourite?
Man - Teal. What's yours?
Trev - No ones ever asked me that before. I'm touched. Purple. Purple is my favourite. I thought teal was an animal, not a colour.
Man - Are you Trev off of the liar? I love your work!
Trev - I love you.
Man - What?
Trev - I love eggs. What's your favourite dairy product?
Man - I've never kept a diary.
Trev - Ok. Bye.
Man - Bye now.
Wow Trev! That was a waste of ink you lazy little tyke!
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Hello there again ……. It’s me!
This week on my travels around St Neots on Thursday morning I was driving to my next job in Little Paxton and to my surprise when I pulled up, there standing at the side of the road was someone and Chun Li practicing some spinning star kicks and Air Bending. When I asked them what they were doing in sunny old St Neots they told me that they had moved to St Neots in 1997 as they thought it would be the perfect location to build an endangered Pokémon sanctuary but unfortunately they are still waiting for planning permission off the town council. I then dropped them off at Tesco’s to buy a Jelly Belly candle, a packet of Korean Style Beef Jerky and some Wrigley’s Airwaves but just before I dropped them off at their friend Eddy Gordo’s house in Eaton Socon they let me take a picture and Liarer them.
A Note From The Editor
Well, what can I say. The big man may try and hold us back, but as long as I've got a stick with dog poo on the end, then we will fight!
Power to the people!
We will be out fortnightly now though, purely because the suns out a bit and Trev and me like to go out on our scooters a bit more often.