The letter... Trev, this week I would like you to pop round that Dave Fleets house. He's done loads of music stuff, and he's a DJ .
Be nice my hairy little girl/man.
Trev - Hello Dave Fleet, Trevor Monsoon here. I would like to ask you a series of probing questions. Firstly, what is your favourite colour I wonder?
Dave - I like the old fashioned ones the best,
Trev - What, like brown and that? Bit weird. Why?
Dave - Because I'm getting on a bit
Trev - Ah, I see. You've been musicing about the place since you were a boy, what you up to right now?
Dave - I have an E.P. out soon as Laica, then a split single and another E.P. later in the year. Also I write for Darkfloor.co.uk about music and play records on Future Music Radio twice a month.
Trev - Wow! If you could have any kind of meat based snack right now, what would it be?
Dave - Cheeseburger or fried chicken.
Trev - When are you on the radio next?
Dave - Just finished being on the radio about half an hour ago. I'm backstage right now. Next show is on 16th April
Trev - Tell me a right funny story that really happened once.
Dave - I once got woken up at 2 AM by a phone call from a friend who had to tell me that a Bon Jovi song was about a motorbike. He does not remember this phone call.
Trev - No way! You know Jim Bovi? I don't care much for Jim Bovi. But I have got a signed photo of Pete Wix, how much will you give me for it?
Dave - I don't know who Pete Wix is. Is he the hair bloke?
Trev - You what? Pete is the finest coiffeur in town! What's your favourite thing that you've got?
Dave - I don't know.
Trev - Is it a ornament of a sheep dog in a rural environment?
Dave - No.
Trev - Trev Crisp out of The Beautiful Sleazy told me he reckons he could have you in a fight.
Dave - He could. He is a hairy rocker and very tough.
Trev - What you up to later?
Dave - Finishing a beer and going to bed.
What a fascinating insight into the world of a famous an international electroist, writer and DJ! Thanks Dave! Listen to Laica here.
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April 9th 1941
Unbelievable scenes in the town this week as a full scale riot was declared following a dispute over fettle ownership at the whittle market.Arthur Tongue, who is in bother after alleged hat removal, said, "The sudden burst of violence was extraordinary. I heard one man call another 'a bounder', I saw outlandish bounderism in broad daylight and I even saw someone give someone else a dead arm. It's little wonder I removed my hat!" Order was eventually resumed following the arrival of the local Bobby, who blew his whistle, easing the tension.
A Note From The Editor
Following a surprise meeting this week with K-Tel Records who overheard my velvetty crooning down the market, I've been recording an album of cover songs. So far we've done 'Do It Like A Dude' and 'Bonkers'. I can't wait for you all to hear them.
Our Iris has started up her own unsupernatural club, be sure to join her there!