This week, Franco sent me and Sam (my spiritual guide) to interview a localist.
Meet Blaine Fontaine. Franco chose Blaine because of his name. But it isn't Blaine Fontaine. It's Blaine Elderton.
The letter... Trev, this week you're off to meet the good people of St Neots and it's surrounding area. Blaine is well known in town, he may be knocking on a bit, but back in the 90's he was a local superstar! Girls screamed at him! Be nice and good luck my hairy liitle girl/man.
Trev - Hello Blaine, I remember you from way back on the first Sunfest, I've often wondered, what is your favourite colour?
Blaine - Red/Black. Not sure. Possibly black, but that's not a colour is it? Can I have yellow?
Trev - Why?
Blaine - Erm...
Trev - What is your favourite musical?
Blaine - Evita
Trev - Why? I like Grease best.
Blaine - I like Grease too, but Evita was the first ever musical I was taken to see. Live! Broadway had come to Berlin, I was staying in Berlin with family at the time. My nan took me to see it. I was about 22 years old. Very moving...
Trev - What do you think of recent reports on Dales dimmock fights?
Blaine - I think Charlie would win. She has fierce looking nipples.
Trev - I agree. Do you like music or sprouts best?
Blaine - I ADORE music. You know that!
Trev - I do, you're right. Who is your favourite singer/singstress?
Blaine - Jim Morrison/Kate Bush
Trev - I don't know them. Do you have any allergies?
Blaine - Not that I'm aware of. Unless you count racists?
Trev - What's going on in Fontaine Towers this week?
Blaine - This week? I'm attempting to recover from one of the best gigs of my life. Pure Love at Bedford Esquires. I'm of that age where the recovery process post live shows takes about 7 days...I'm also eagerly anticipating the inking of my second tattoo on Thursday
Trev - Will it be of me?
Blaine - No
Trev - Do you still call Cif, Ajax? I do
Blaine - No
Trev - Do you prefer cats, or trees?
Blaine - Trees, definitely! Although, my wife and I own two cats. Go figure!
Thanks Blaine! You are a true question answering warrior!
Blaine is currently seeking a band to sing with. Hear him sing HERE, and then email him HERE.
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