Monsoon - Hello Trevor Crisp, Trevor Monsoon here. I would like to ask you.....
Crisp- I'd like to start by saying no hard feelings about your brief time with the sleazys, i still haven't found your glockenspiel hammer thingy yet, but ill post it to you as soon as its found, Doveys still not happy about being called a minger, but he'll come round one day.
Monsoon - I don't want to argue with you Trev, not today. What is your favourite colour?
Crisp- I'm partial to many colours, at the moment aubergine is really floating my dingy.
Monsoon - You do a lot of guitaring, but can you do colouring in?
Crisp- Now i don't really like to talk about my colouring in history, cos frankly it isn't very colourful. I find staying in-between the lines a real problem, one time it was going so well, i was so close to completing with no issues, when suddenly my tongue, which was helping me concentrating so hard, was building up a large amount of water whilst dangling out of the side of my mouth. well i don't need to finish do I you get the jist. I find it hard to talk about.
Monsoon - That was quite an insight, do you want a hug?
Monsoon - You have a nice face, do you like mine much?
Crisp- Your face is a dream
Monsoon - Ah, thanks. If you could make up a band, who would be in it?
Crisp- my dream band would be Rulf Harris as long as didn't keep asking if i knew what it was yet the missing brother from bros who's name i don't know, not even he's mum knows, and Elvis.
Monsoon - His name was Craig. Or Jeffrey. Is it true you use a snakeskin toothbrush?
Crisp- That is false, its made from Otter pockets.
Monsoon - I remember seeing your first gig with 'scapegoat' when you were just 6 months old, whats it like being famous?
Crisp- Wow! That first Scapegoat gig was a great one, difficult for me as my fingers weren't fully formed at the time. Being famous has its ups and downs, sometimes its hard to leave the house, only the other day i was just about to walk out the front door to collect my copy of Otter Pockets weekly and the latest Wheneverly Blew when the phone rang, the postman came and i got a text all at the same time, it gets to me sometimes.
Monsoon - Do you get much free stuff?
Crisp- I got some free Baby Organic rice from boots the other day.
Monsoon - Good for you! Are you still looking for a glockenspielist?
Crisp- Sorry i don't like the glockenspiel any more.
Monsoon - Did you know that I played the glockenspiel on Queens of the Stoneage's Lost Art Of Keeping A secret?
Crisp - Yes
Monsoon -What you up to later?
Crisp - Writing my column for 'Famous Otter Pocket Toothbrush Collectors Monthly'.
What a fascinating insight into the world of a famous international rock n' roller! Thanks Trev! Listen to Trev's guitaring here. http://www.facebook.com/thebeautifulsleazy
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April 3rd 1923
St Neots brand new theme park opened this week with many terrifying rides and adventures to be had! But the park has angered some folk, Bertrand said, "I do not trust it. Look at it all, it can't possibly be safe. Those 'dodgems' are powered by electric for Christs sake!" As well as the dodgems, there is a slide and a big area to run around in.