This week, I've been a bit poorly, so I stayed in and did some colouring in and some cutting and glueing.
See how many celebrities you recognize,
Their faces may have been obscured.
The letter... Trev, you have a right temperature! Stay in this week, do some colouring in and some cutting and glueing and stuff. Rest now my hairy little girl/man.
If you have had an apparition, or think you've seen a ghost, tell us with an e-mail, StNeotsLiar@mail.com with Trev Monsoon in the subject line
Dear Peggy....Did you know that if you eat a pepperami and prawn cocktail crisps, at the same time, it tastes like Refreshers? Neither did I until Wednesday! Mike told me that if you eat a pepperami and prawn cocktail crisps, at the same time, it tastes like Refreshers, so I tried it and it's true! Eating a pepperami and prawn cocktail crisps, at the same time, does taste like Refreshers!
Refreshers you say my love?
Margaret....I feel I`m duty bound to write this letter of complaint after visiting your town of St Neots.
The wife Doreen and I came for a visit last weekend We had a relaxing mooch around your town and we enjoyed a coffee and a danish at one of of your local eateries, Everything was most pleasant but then thing`s took a dramatic turn for the worse! Well we decided to take a walk to the riverside park.
We arrived at the park at around 2pm and were delighted to find you have yourselves your`re very own crazy golf course! Doreen and I are keen pro crazy golfer`s!
Our delight was soon very short lived. We hired our putter`s, paid our fee and headed for the course. Well Doreen broke down in tears when we walked through the gate. "Is this it?" She wailed? Well I was fuming! We were appalled to find the worst crazy golf course I have ever seen! It seems to be lacking anything remotely crazy! where is the beautifully hand painted windmill? huh? where are the delightful giant mushroom`s and mind boggling puzzle holes! Outraged tearful and deflated we headed back to demand a full refund! This was promptly denied. So I have contacted our legal adviser and we will be suing your shambolic town council for false advertising and causing Doreen and I unnecessary stress and anxiety! Crazy golf!! Crazy golf!! How dare you! Barry and Doreen Nullard. Oh dear my love.
A Note From The Editor
A chilly week in the office, we've been doing a lot of star jumps to keep warm so it smells a bit like horse meat and Marmite in here.
On the subject of Marmite, I'm sure you'll all be relieved to hear that we finally found Trev's underpants, Dave Winnet had used them as a teatowel and stuck 'em in the cutlery drawer!
It's crazy here in the office sometimes!