This week, Franco sent me and Sam (my spiritual guide) to interview a localist.
Meet Matthew Power. He does a lot of photographizing all over the place, he even has a website!
The letter... Trev, this week you're off to meet the good people of St Neots and it's surrounding area. Matthew Power is well known in town for doing stuff, he may be knocking on a bit, but he knows his way round a Polaroid. Be nice and good luck my hairy little girl/man.
Trev - Hello Matthew Power, I hope you are well. I've often wondered Matthew Power, what is your favourite colour?
Matthew - Black and White
Trev - How long have you been photographizing stuff?
Matthew - Longer than Dave Winnet
Trev - Are you the best?
Matthew - No-ones's as good as Dave Winnet
Trev - Do you think you're better than Dave Winnet?
Matthew - Who's Dave Winnet?
Trev - What's the best thing to photographize?
Matthew - People. I Like people. And music I like that too.
Trev - I cant eat cheese, it sends me funny, but if I did, I would eat dutch elm cheese. What is your best cheese?
Matthew - I love a bit of Brie
Trev - Who is the most famous person you have photographized?
Matthew - The Queen. Or Ruth Madoc.
Trev - Were they naked?
Matthew - No
Trev - Have you done any naked ones?
Matthew - I always wear clothes when I'm photgraphizing anyone
Trev - Would you?
Matthew - Would you?......
Trev - No, I have a tiny winkle.
Matthew - I'm available to photograph events, press, PR., weddings, portraits anyone interested can contact me through email on firstname.lastname@example.org or call 07834199381.
Trev - I didn't ask.
Matthew - No. You didn't.
Thanks to Matthew Power out of Matthew Power Photography for this rare insight into the unknown world of photoing. http://www.matthewpowerphotography.co.uk/ twitter @mpowerphoto
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