St Neots Couple Make Baby With Wheels
Evolution has finally caught up with the rest of the world as a new born baby this week hatched with wheels instead of feet. An expert in this sort of thing said, "It's about time really, we've been expecting it for some time, what we did not expect, was motorized wheels." The boy can reach speeds of up to 5 mph already! This huge evolutionary step could spell the end of the scooter, roller skates and even the motor car
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'Standing Still Tax' Hits St Neots
Folk 'hanging around'
A new law allowing the council to charge us a 'resting tax' every time we stop for natter, or to look in Barretts window has caused outrage among locals. Councillor Paul Patine said, " It's only fair, we charge cars to park in the town, why should people be any different? If people want the freedom to stand still and chat or let their mind wander or whatever, then they should be happy to pay for that freedom." National resting expert Matt Rescover is leading the fight against the tax with a demonstration on the square this Saturday. "I simply will not pay it, I love a good rest and will not be told by some jumped up grumpy pants that I must pay for it." The tax looks set to hit the homeless the hardest.
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